<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1" ?><!-- RSS generated by DABU.com on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:27 EST --><rss version="2.0"  xmlns:blogChannel="http://backend.userland.com/blogChannelModule"  xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"  xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"  xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/"  xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"  xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"  ><channel><title>Jo's World</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com</link><description>Jo's World</description><dc:language>en-us</dc:language><dc:rights>Copyright 1999-2008 Jo</dc:rights><lastBuildDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 06:27 EST</lastBuildDate><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><dc:creator>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</dc:creator><webMaster>dylan.webmaster@dylangreene.com (Dylan Greene)</webMaster>  <admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.DylanGreene.com" />   <admin:errorReportsTo rdf:resource="mailto:forgetfuljo@hotmail.com" />   <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>   <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>   <sy:updateBase>2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase> <item><title>doggy!</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/3758-doggy</link><description>&lt;img height="336" src="/custom/jomama/images/cute doggy!.jpg" width="448" alt="" /&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/3758-doggy</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2006-07-13T10:45:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/3758-doggy</guid></item><item><title>I have waaaaay too much time on my hands!!!</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2509-I-have-waaaaay-too-much-time-on-my-hands</link><description>&lt;p&gt;This I found through a link that Lu from Peru sent me. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It great.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.notadora.com/flash/endofworld.html"&gt;http://www.notadora.com/flash/endofworld.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2509-I-have-waaaaay-too-much-time-on-my-hands</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-12-04T12:54:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2509-I-have-waaaaay-too-much-time-on-my-hands</guid></item><item><title>Ellicott City</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2507-Ellicott-City</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ellicott City is adorable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The last time I visited was probably the same time I went to the Renn fest - middle school? when dragons and tarot cards, along with fairy wands, were exceptionally exciting. Ellicott City (or Nellicott Titay as some folks like to call it) is filled with those things, along with antiques, dried flowers and incense.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Met up with folks at Phoenix Emporium (where the gentleman who originally brought us to Ellicott City decided to diss us. Mr Koza, you know you are never going to live this one down!) where I was 1/8 of the female population there. Could have been a good thing. But too busy catching up with friends to take full advantage of the situation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In deciding to move onto another bar, we tresped through the main street of the city while snow gently fell upon us. Perfect time to be in Ellicott city - holiday lights and decorations up and snow falling. Very nice. Much nicer and warmer when we arrived at La...Pablos? Or so I thought. Ellicott City has some interesting locals.... After averting our eyes for about 45 minutes, we crossed the street to a brewery where the guys proceeded to talk about the last 45 minutes. Words such as &amp;quot;fat&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;bigger&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;i don't like women who wear drapes&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;the guys look like they all are mechanics,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;there wasn't one lady there that I would do&amp;quot; were part of the discussion. And we drank Manzar, a beer described as copper colored, smooth, and sweet - not unlike Chris' choice in women. I should not have chosen that as it was too sweet for this lady, but next time, the black bock is all me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Vikash, welcome back!! And congratulations on the engagement. You'll have to show us her drawing some time...After you finally meet her of course...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1098-Ellicott-City" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1098-Ellicott-City"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2507-Ellicott-City</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-12-04T08:33:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2507-Ellicott-City</guid></item><item><title>Muppets - Behind the Scenes</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2490-Muppets-Behind-the-Scenes</link><description>&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In looking up Forgetful Joe, the muppet (also my namesake), I came upon this blog that has a hilarious post about the Truth behind the Muppets.. [Actually, I just discovered that his name is actually Forgetful Jones. ]&lt;a href="http://rockyroadscholar.blogspot.com/2005/11/follow-that-bird-flu-part-2.html"&gt;http://rockyroadscholar.blogspot.com/2005/11/follow-that-bird-flu-part-2.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7909/637/1600/blog%20birdflu%20forget2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7909/637/200/blog%20birdflu%20forget2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Look! It's me!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A joke that was posted on the blog:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;dt class="comment-poster" id="c113339985297344542"&gt;&lt;a name="c113339985297344542"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/6558833"&gt;&lt;font color="#008080"&gt;CT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#008080"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a title="comment permalink" href="http://jomama.dabu.com/#c113339985297344542"&gt;&lt;font color="#008080"&gt;11/30/2005 7:17 PM&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#008080"&gt; &lt;span class="item-control admin-1176264939 pid-1185179407"&gt;&lt;a title="Delete Comment" style="BORDER-TOP-STYLE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-STYLE: none; BORDER-LEFT-STYLE: none; BORDER-BOTTOM-STYLE: none" href="http://www.blogger.com/delete-comment.g?blogID=9002373&amp;amp;postID=113339985297344542"&gt;&lt;span class="delete-comment-icon"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;said... &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/dt&gt;&lt;dt class="comment-poster"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="#008080"&gt;what's green and smell like bacon?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kermits finger!!!!!&lt;/font&gt;
&lt;p class="comment-timestamp"&gt;Who talks about Kermit in that way! That's sacrilegious!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/dt&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2490-Muppets-Behind-the-Scenes</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-12-01T20:40:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2490-Muppets-Behind-the-Scenes</guid></item><item><title>Go ROckets!  RMHS 10 year reunion</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2437-Go-ROckets-RMHS-10-year-reunion</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;&lt;p&gt;I had a blast!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;10 years ago, I graduated from RIchard Montgomery High School. We were the only high school in MoCo (Montgomery County) that had our graduation on our football field. Some people call that Ghetto. Some people call it being unique.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Open bar at Caddies on Cordell. Very relaxed, very comfortable.  Caught up with many old faces and met some new ones as well.  Forgot that there were so many awesome people that I used to know.  Forgot that there was an open bar and only had one drink!!!  But I had forgotten to take pepsid AC, so it was a good thing this asian lady only had one.  Need to make a good impression on all my classmates-don't want to get too liquored up!  Although soe folks did...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then I bumped into a girl that I went to Paint Branch HS with.  Churchill HS was also having a reunion there. Class of 98. Wait, that makes it a 7 year reunion for them...odd....  Then we went to Union Jack (where Whitman HS was having a reunion) and realized that we were hanging out with guys that graduated from UM 2004/2005. I feel really old. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But it really was a great reunion. Photos again are lame. But there are several more this time. I have to say that overall, the ladies were better versions of themselves in high school. the guys... some of you guys have let things slide a little (Corey and Kerry do not count).... but we still love you all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And YES! I am wearing the same outfit as the night before. Fashion brain was not working this night and my thinking is that if it worked yesturday, it will work today!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1042-Go-ROckets-RMHS-10-year-reunion" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1042-Go-ROckets-RMHS-10-year-reunion"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2437-Go-ROckets-RMHS-10-year-reunion</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-11-27T23:45:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2437-Go-ROckets-RMHS-10-year-reunion</guid></item><item><title>Cafe Citron</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2436-Cafe-Citron</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;I really like the DJ at Cafe Citron - mixing up Salsa, Tribe called quest, meringue, 80's. Got to hang out with Ms. Karina, my most favoritist Indonesian...the only Indo I know actually, with Brad, the decidedly NOT GAY, always working dancing machine, Karina's friends Bobby, Amy, and Polly, and Darren. Dancing on the seats was a major occurance as was banging on the drums. Good White Passion Sangria!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1041-Cafe-Citron" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1041-Cafe-Citron"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2436-Cafe-Citron</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-11-26T23:36:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2436-Cafe-Citron</guid></item><item><title>Sleeping Yangs</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2389-Sleeping-Yangs</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;The Yang's like to sleep. 'Nuf said.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1016-Sleeping-Yangs" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1016-Sleeping-Yangs"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2389-Sleeping-Yangs</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-11-25T19:50:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2389-Sleeping-Yangs</guid></item><item><title>Baby Baby Baby!!!</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2417-Baby-Baby-Baby</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;&lt;p&gt;AHHHHHH!!!!! I am so in love with my nephew and I haven't even met him!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tell me he isn't the cutest thing in the world!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Hoss Toss doesn't like BMP. stupid!)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1030-Baby-Baby-Baby" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1030-Baby-Baby-Baby"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2417-Baby-Baby-Baby</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-11-23T22:28:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2417-Baby-Baby-Baby</guid></item><item><title>NYC</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2419-NYC</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love New York! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Went this past weekend. Got in at 11pm on Friday because Jo was distracted by stupid Alfonso on the phone and missed the Jersey turnpike and decided to visit the north west side of Philly and trenton. House party with latin teachers galore. Quid est Praenomen tibi? Praenomen mihi est Jo Ann.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Saturday - food, shopping, more food, more shopping, great columbian restaurant in Brooklyn, dancing to DJ Rob Smith at Morrisey park in the lower east side with Brooke - met up with Clyde and his friend harry. sleep at 4:30 in the morning. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sunday - flea market and 5th Ave in Brooklyn, then back south, this time on the Turnpike. I find out that New Jersey won't let you pump your own gas. Found this out when the gas attendant kept following me around as I drove from pump to pump, trying to get away from him because I kept thinking that i was in the full service section because he kept coming towards me! Rest stops are horrible - $7 for a Burger King meal. Highway robbery! Got home at 9pm. Got to the airport at 12am to pick up dad. whew. i'm tired.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Brooke, thank you for having me there and for making it such a great weekend. I truly enjoyed myself. And enjoyed watching you show us all up on the dance floor. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Becky - thanks for the belated b-day gift (yes, I know that it was my own fault in not coming to NYC). its been....life enhancing!! I'll let you know in a month if it really works!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1031-NYC" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1031-NYC"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2419-NYC</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-11-22T22:54:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2419-NYC</guid></item><item><title>My nephew!!!</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2394-My-nephew</link><description>&lt;p&gt;My sister gave birth to a baby boy on November 11, 2005.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;His name is Kai Brennan Doyle. He is adorable. I will be the best  Aunt in the world!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Photos to come as soon as I figure out why Hoss Toss is rejecting them!&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2394-My-nephew</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-11-21T01:48:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2394-My-nephew</guid></item><item><title>Jane and Brian's Wedding</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2385-Jane-and-Brians-Wedding</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jane Kim and Brian Sklar's wedding. Once again, I am just now posting the photos from a long ago event.  June to be exact.  The wedding took place at Strathmore Hall, on the lawn of the beautiful mansion and the reception took place there in the mansion. Mostly attended by UM folks. University of Michigan, not Maryland, this time. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The photos are completely mixed up! I need to figure out how to move them around. Some are from the night before the wedding - pictures that were passed on to me(I wasn't there), some are wedding photos, and some are post wedding photos (Jo is present here). The colorful outfits that Jane and Brian are wearing are traditional Korean outfits. They performed something called &amp;quot;Pay Back&amp;quot; where they show their respects to the parents and then the parents throw dates and...some other kind of seeds at Jane and however many dates she catches in her sleeves are the number of girls she will have and the number of seeds is the number of boys. Jane, I hope yousewed her sleeves shut.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Congratulations you two!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Note to those thinking of having day-time receptions: its no fun for the single folks! alcohol was not a flowing that afternoon and too many &amp;quot;adults&amp;quot; around for any true fun!  But it was a lovely ceremony.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1015-Jane-and-Brians-Wedding" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1015-Jane-and-Brians-Wedding"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2385-Jane-and-Brians-Wedding</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-11-20T21:14:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2385-Jane-and-Brians-Wedding</guid></item><item><title>Cathy and Danh's Wedding Day!!!!</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2392-Cathy-and-Danhs-Wedding-Day</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lao is now a Nguyen. But she will always be Lao to us that love her dearly!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cathy and Dan'hs wedding was held at the University of Maryland Chapel and then the reception was held at China GARDEN (Sorry lao, I didn't mean to insult you by saying China Cafe before!) in Rosslyn. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The day started early as bridesmaids went and had their hair done (one of us had her hair done at 6:20 in the morning!) Then makeup, going to the Chapel, photos, and then the wedding itself. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Bridesmaids walked out to &amp;quot;From this moment&amp;quot; by Shania Twain which was played by Cathy's cousin, along wioth the Wedding march. The service was short and sweet - Lao requested this so that she would not have to be the center of attention for too long.  Typical Lao.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was truly an honor to be part of this experience.  Congratulations to you two - Now when do we get some little Nguyens to play with?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1021-Cathy-and-Danhs-Wedding-Day" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1021-Cathy-and-Danhs-Wedding-Day"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2392-Cathy-and-Danhs-Wedding-Day</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-11-13T23:32:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2392-Cathy-and-Danhs-Wedding-Day</guid></item><item><title>Cathy and Danh's rehearsal dinner</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2391-Cathy-and-Danhs-rehearsal-dinner</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;Lame photos again. I completely missed taking photos at the chapel. Once again, Jo Ann was late and ran into the chapel as the church bells rung 7pm. Try driving from Germantown to College Park during rush hour and getting anywhere on time!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1020-Cathy-and-Danhs-rehearsal-dinner" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1020-Cathy-and-Danhs-rehearsal-dinner"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2391-Cathy-and-Danhs-rehearsal-dinner</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-11-11T23:07:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2391-Cathy-and-Danhs-rehearsal-dinner</guid></item><item><title>Halloween 2005</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2390-Halloween-2005</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;So my photos are not nearly as much fun as everyone elses (&lt;a href="http://www.dylangreene.com"&gt;www.dylangreene.com&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.rich.dabu.com"&gt;www.rich.dabu.com&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.suzy.dabu.com"&gt;www.suzy.dabu.com&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.jhason.dabu.com"&gt;www.jhason.dabu.com&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.parties.dabu.com"&gt;www.parties.dabu.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1019-Halloween-2005" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1019-Halloween-2005"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2390-Halloween-2005</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-11-03T23:00:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2390-Halloween-2005</guid></item><item><title>Bachelorette Night</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2386-Bachelorette-Night</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the Bachelorette Night out later that day after the Bridal Shower. With all that espresso in us, we needed to work out some caffeine. A stretch limo was rented and we hit DC. First stop, a rest/bar by MCI center. Not remembering what it was called (the alcohol was flowing that night!) Great food- Mediterranean tapas? And a sangria like drink that left us all toasty. Then onto Dream. Or rather Luv as it is now called. Thanks to Paul, we all got in sans cover and waiting in line.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lao worked up a storm on the dance floor! And she also partook in some alcohol consumption. At one point, we were going up the stairs and another group of girls saw us passing by with Lao and her crown, as well as some os us wearing &amp;quot;Princess&amp;quot; tiaras. One girl says to her friend, &amp;quot;That must be the queen&amp;quot; pointing at Lao. Lao turned around and yelled, &amp;quot;That's right!!!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was a great night of girls having fun and dancing. And dancing. And dancing. Ask Lao, Eleanor, and Rukmini to show you their &amp;quot;Score&amp;quot; Dance. Its the best.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1014-Bachelorette-Night" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1014-Bachelorette-Night"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2386-Bachelorette-Night</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-10-15T22:21:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2386-Bachelorette-Night</guid></item><item><title>Lao's Bridal Shower</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2241-Laos-Bridal-Shower</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cathy's cousin, Jade, the maid of honor, went all out for a &amp;quot;Day at Starbucks&amp;quot;. She converted her own home into a mini starbucks, complete with flavored coffees, their napkins, cups, photos on the walls, and mugs with starbucks coffee for all of the attendees.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/931-Laos-Bridal-Shower" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/931-Laos-Bridal-Shower"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2241-Laos-Bridal-Shower</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-10-15T22:11:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2241-Laos-Bridal-Shower</guid></item><item><title>Paint Branch High School 10 year Reunion- Dang I'm getting old!</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2387-Paint-Branch-High-School-10-year-Reunion-Dang-Im-getting-old</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;&lt;p&gt;So 10 years ago I graduated from High School. Granted, I graduated from Richard Montgomery High School, but I originally went to the good PBHS in Burtonsville, MD with all the kids that I grew up with in Northern Silver Spring. (I left after 10th grade to join the &amp;quot;oso elite&amp;quot; RMHS on the Pike, but was reminded there that I was now a small fish in a bigger pond.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So last year my best friend of yore and I were talking and she reminded me that our reunion was coming up, whereupon I reminded her that I didn't graduate from the school. &amp;quot;If I don't have a boyfriend that time next year, you will be my date!&amp;quot; I got a call several months ago and a much less chipper Kristina called me and said &amp;quot;I don't have a boyfriend. you are my f*#in date.&amp;quot; (artistic blogging exageration lisence used here)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Baltimore, MD INner Harbor. Cruise. I didn't take any photos of the cruise. And only took two photos in all which is really lame. And only about 50 people came, which included spouses. Not extremely exciting as the folks I hung out with, all the guys were at another friend's bachelor party (which I'm sure was a loooooot more fun) But I did catch up with people. Conversations sounded like this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;I know you! You used to try and throw paper wads down my shirt in French class!&amp;quot; or&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Hey! Didn't you break your arm while jumping down from the loft in my bedroom?&amp;quot; or&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Hmm... I remember you but not your name...&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I'm Heather! I'm now a single mom with 2 kids and I work 2 jobs. Their father gets to see them every other weekend and the bastards not paying child support.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;That's nice! Weren't you in my chorus class?&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Several girls were married and divorced already. Married and divorced. I don't even want to go through the first part of that, let alone the second! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Much dancing was done - songs on the DJ play list:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1) The Humpty Dance is your chance to the Hump..ow ow Do me Baby!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2) Several Boys to Men songs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3) Hold on to the nights - Richard Marx&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and many other songs that I say I haven't heard in a long time....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Next month will be my 10 year reunion for the school i actually graduated from. so more to come... &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kristina- thanks for letting me come as your date.  I know you were a bit disappointed in the turnout (most importantly that fama and barrick were not in attendance) but I had a great time catching up with you and the other girls.  And besides, I make great arm candy!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1018-Paint-Branch-High-School-10-year-Reunion-Dang-Im-getting-old" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1018-Paint-Branch-High-School-10-year-Reunion-Dang-Im-getting-old"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2387-Paint-Branch-High-School-10-year-Reunion-Dang-Im-getting-old</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-10-09T22:45:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2387-Paint-Branch-High-School-10-year-Reunion-Dang-Im-getting-old</guid></item><item><title>Renn Fest</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2388-Renn-Fest</link><description>&lt;p class="body"&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="albumdescription"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Renn Fest 2005. The last time I went was in middle/high school when I was a Techie and was really into Shakespeare, Fairies, Dragons, and crystals. Fast forward 10 years where I am not really into any of those things and its not the same now...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Went with Andy and Shelly, Danny, and....their friends.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All I remember is getting sick off of Meade. And the fact that people need to get out of the area when I throw an axe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Andy and Shelley - thanks for asking me to come along - wish I hadn't gotten so quesy from the meade.  Also wish I had taken some photos with us in them!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="albumlink"&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1017-Renn-Fest" title="http://jomama.dabu.com/2/1017-Renn-Fest"&gt;Browse Album...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2388-Renn-Fest</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-10-02T22:47:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/2388-Renn-Fest</guid></item><item><title>UrbanDictionary.com</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/1849-UrbanDictionarycom</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;I recently discovered this website, introduced to me by some guys who wanted me to look up &amp;quot;Cleveland Steamer&amp;quot; just to see the expression on my face...&lt;img height="19" alt="" src="http://media.dabu.com/inc/common/images/smilies/confused_smile.gif" width="19" /&gt; ewwwwwwwwww. all around unsanitary.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;Here are a few urban definitions for &amp;quot;Yang&amp;quot;. Personnally, i go for #8.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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            &lt;td class="word"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;1. yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="tools"&gt;&lt;a onclick="link(902294)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;link&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/postcard.php?defid=902294"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;send&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/insert.php?word=yang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;redefine&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(902294, 1)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_902294_1_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;span id="thumbs_902294"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;14&lt;/strong&gt; up, &lt;strong&gt;2&lt;/strong&gt; down&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(902294, 0)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_902294_0_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;The act of rolling over another person while constantly screaming Yang over and over.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class="example"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Oh man look someone is lying down on the ground over there and they are unaware of my presence! (Roll over person many times) Yang! Yang!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="author"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Source: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/author.php?author=Yang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;, Nov 16, 2004&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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            &lt;td class="word"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;2. yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="tools"&gt;&lt;a onclick="link(523475)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;link&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/postcard.php?defid=523475"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;send&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/insert.php?word=yang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;redefine&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(523475, 1)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_523475_1_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;span id="thumbs_523475"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;12&lt;/strong&gt; up, &lt;strong&gt;7&lt;/strong&gt; down&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(523475, 0)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_523475_0_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;div class="entry"&gt;
&lt;div class="definition"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;jizz rag&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="example"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="example"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;He cleaned his penis with his yang.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="author"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Source: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/author.php?author=Yang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;, Feb 23, 2004&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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            &lt;td class="word"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;3. yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="tools"&gt;&lt;a onclick="link(707708)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;link&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/postcard.php?defid=707708"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;send&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/insert.php?word=yang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;redefine&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(707708, 1)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_707708_1_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;span id="thumbs_707708"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7&lt;/strong&gt; up, &lt;strong&gt;3&lt;/strong&gt; down&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(707708, 0)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_707708_0_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;div class="entry"&gt;
&lt;div class="definition"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;a chinese person&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="definition"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="example"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;even yangs wair white ts&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="author"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Source: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/author.php?author=moses"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;moses&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;, Jun 7, 2004&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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            &lt;td class="word"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;4. yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="tools"&gt;&lt;a onclick="link(476698)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;link&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/postcard.php?defid=476698"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;send&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/insert.php?word=yang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;redefine&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(476698, 1)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_476698_1_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;span id="thumbs_476698"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4&lt;/strong&gt; up, &lt;strong&gt;1&lt;/strong&gt; down&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(476698, 0)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_476698_0_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;/table&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class="entry"&gt;
&lt;div class="definition"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Trash talk.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="definition"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="example"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;He talked a lot of yang, but he couldn't back it up.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="author"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Source: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/author.php?author=Soapko"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Soapko&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;, Jan 28, 2004&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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            &lt;td class="word"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;5. Yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="tools"&gt;&lt;a onclick="link(378016)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;link&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/postcard.php?defid=378016"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;send&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/insert.php?word=Yang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;redefine&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(378016, 1)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_378016_1_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;span id="thumbs_378016"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5&lt;/strong&gt; up, &lt;strong&gt;4&lt;/strong&gt; down&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(378016, 0)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_378016_0_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;div class="definition"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;1st grader who throws rocks at other people and has an attention span of a fish.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="example"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;He hasn't grown since 1st grade.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="author"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Source: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/author.php?author=heidi"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;heidi&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;, Dec 3, 2003&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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            &lt;td class="word"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;6. Yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="tools"&gt;&lt;a onclick="link(1134976)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;link&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/postcard.php?defid=1134976"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;send&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/insert.php?word=Yang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;redefine&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(1134976, 1)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_1134976_1_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;span id="thumbs_1134976"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2&lt;/strong&gt; up, &lt;strong&gt;3&lt;/strong&gt; down&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(1134976, 0)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_1134976_0_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;div class="definition"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;a person with extreme skills or talent.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="example"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;guy:dude wtf, he so frikin fast. guy#2:yea, hes a Yang alright.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="author"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Source: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/author.php?author=Owenator"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Owenator&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;, Mar 21, 2005&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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            &lt;td class="word"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;7. yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="tools"&gt;&lt;a onclick="link(278436)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;link&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/postcard.php?defid=278436"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;send&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/insert.php?word=yang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;redefine&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(278436, 1)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_278436_1_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;span id="thumbs_278436"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1&lt;/strong&gt; up, &lt;strong&gt;3&lt;/strong&gt; down&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(278436, 0)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_278436_0_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;div class="definition"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;The opposite of Ying&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="example"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Yang is considered evil in china whereas Ying was stoned&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="author"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Source: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/author.php?author=Carpman"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Carpman&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;, Oct 6, 2003&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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            &lt;td class="word"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;8. Yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="tools"&gt;&lt;a onclick="link(820246)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;link&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/postcard.php?defid=820246"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;send&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/insert.php?word=Yang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;redefine&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(820246, 1)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_820246_1_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;span id="thumbs_820246"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1&lt;/strong&gt; up, &lt;strong&gt;9&lt;/strong&gt; down&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(820246, 0)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_820246_0_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;div class="definition"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Yang is one sexy cool hot mofo&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="example"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;That guy is such a yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="author"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Source: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/author.php?author=Yang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;, Sep 8, 2004&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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            &lt;td class="word"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;9. yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;div class="definition"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;the coolest person in the world....so cool people drool when they see him. totally disregard all the definitions above...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="example"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;that person is so cool......wat a yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="author"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Source: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/author.php?author=iLOVEyang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;iLOVEyang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;, Apr 7, 2004&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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            &lt;td class="word"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;10. yang&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td class="tools"&gt;&lt;a onclick="link(601540)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;link&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/postcard.php?defid=601540"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;send&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/insert.php?word=yang"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;redefine&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(601540, 1)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_601540_1_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;span id="thumbs_601540"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;11&lt;/strong&gt; thumbs down&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;a onclick="thumbs(601540, 0)" href="javascript:void(0)"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;&lt;img id="thumbs_601540_0_gif" height="19" alt="" src="http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif" width="19" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;div class="definition"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;yang is in sbhs 1st grade basketball, soccer, rugby, tennis and volleyball.&lt;br /&gt;he scored 100 in his hsc.&lt;br /&gt;he is also VERY sexy.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="example"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;wow...i wish i could be a yang when i grow up&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="author"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;Source: &lt;/font&gt;&lt;a href="http://jomama.dabu.com/author.php?author=yang+is+the+best"&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;yang is the best&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;font color="#ccffff"&gt;, Apr 7, 2004&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/1849-UrbanDictionarycom</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-09-25T10:04:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/1849-UrbanDictionarycom</guid></item><item><title>BOOOOOOYEAAAAA!!!!  Redskins beat Cowboys!!!</title><link>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/1841-BOOOOOOYEAAAAA-Redskins-beat-Cowboys</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;img class="borderred" alt="" src="http://jomama.dabu.com/uploads/photos/temp/main/JGGCADCKHCFL/Brunell_Mark2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img height="199" alt="" src="/custom/jomama/images/Brunell_Mark2.jpg" width="156" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt;That's right!!!!! Go Mark!!!&lt;font size="3"&gt;  &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Ang, I bet Danny White is crying up a storm now!  Boo hoo, poor Danny White.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.redskins.com/media/HAILSKINS.wav"&gt;http://www.redskins.com/media/HAILSKINS.wav&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;&lt;img height="1" alt="" src="/custom/jomama/images/top-bg.gif" width="770" /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><author>forgetfuljo@hotmail.com (Jo)</author><comments>http://jomama.dabu.com/1/1841-BOOOOOOYEAAAAA-Redskins-beat-Cowboys</comments><dc:subject /><dc:date>2005-09-20T00:37:00-05:00</dc:date><guid isPermaLink="true">http://jomama.dabu.com/1/1841-BOOOOOOYEAAAAA-Redskins-beat-Cowboys</guid></item></channel></rss>